Book Quotes that Inspire, Make you Laugh, and Make you Think

I hope Iā€™m not the only one who keeps a cache of book quotes to revisit. They are similar to song lyrics; they speak to you and nudge something deep inside of you. They just donā€™t have the catchy tune behind them that helps you remember the words.Ā 

Iā€™ve compiled some of my favorite quotes below that I hope you can relate to, laugh at, or ruminate over.

Relatable Quotes

Amusing Quotes

Thought-provoking Quotes

Weight of Ink Quotes

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Relatable Quotes

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ā€œI could easily forgive his pride, if he had not mortified mine.ā€

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This is so well-stated and reveals a kind of self-awareness that I admire and aspire to have.Ā 

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ā€œI used to analyze myself down to the last thread, used to compare myself with others, recalled all the smallest glances, smiles and words of those to whom Iā€™d tried to be frank, interpreted everything in a bad light, laughed viciously at my attempts ā€˜to be like the restā€™ ā€” and suddenly, in the midst of my laughing, Iā€™d give way to sadness, fall into ludicrous despondency and once again start the whole process all over again ā€” in short, I went round and round like a squirrel on a wheel.ā€

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I think anyone with social anxiety can relate to this on some level. I often fall into the trap of over-analyzing everything I do in social situations, rebel against my own anxiety and declare ā€œI donā€™t care,ā€ but ultimately get into a funk because, try as I might, I do care.Ā 

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Amusing Quotes

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ā€œ[Enter a devil]

I charge thee to return and change thy shape,

Thou art too ugly to attend me.ā€

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This one always makes me laugh. I read it in a college class, and the way my professor said these lines struck me funny. Faustus had the gall to conjure a devil and then send the devil back to Hell because he wasnā€™t pretty enough. That takes guts.

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ā€œI kept this to remind me of you trying to brush away the Villa Rossa from your teeth in the morning, swearing and eating aspirin and cursing harlots. Every time I see that glass I think of you trying to clean your conscience with a toothbrush.ā€

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Have you ever tried to clean your conscience with a toothbrush? I can just imagine him standing over the sink, brushing furiously away with a furrow in his brow, indignantly swearing heā€™ll never be hung over again, knowing full well heā€™ll fall into the same indiscretions. Itā€™s not lol-funny, but it makes me smile.

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ā€œA meeting is an arrangement whereby a large number of people gather together, some to say what they really do not think, some not to say what they really do.ā€

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This satirical book is full of amusing commentary, and is still considered controversial in Russia because of its anti-Soviet and anti-WW2 sentiments, but this quote is a classic critique of suppression of opinions, acquiescence, and the lack of free speech.Ā 

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ā€œI like them to talk nonsense. Thatā€™s manā€™s one privilege over all creation.ā€

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Pardon me if my memory fails me, but I believe Razumikhin said this in the novel (although it would be just as great of a quote if he didnā€™t). He was always making me giggle. People are often lorded over all of creation as the best species and the most intelligent life forms. Dostoevsky takes humankind down a notch by saying their only commendable difference is their ability to babble.

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ā€œWhat a slut time is. She screws everybody.ā€

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Oh John Green, King of Metaphors. Who doesnā€™t like metaphors? Iā€™m just kidding, I know a lot of people who dislike metaphors, but Iā€™m a sucker for them. Especially ones that make me laugh.

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Thought-provoking Quotes

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ā€œBut itā€™s the truth even if it didnā€™t happen.ā€Ā 

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This book will break your heart, and I think this quote embodies itā€™s message of what it means to be ā€œcrazyā€ and how enlightening a different perspective can be.Ā 

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Ā ā€œAnd what is an ā€œinstantā€ death anyway? How long is an instant? Is it one second? Ten? The pain of those seconds must have been awful as her heart burst and her lungs collapsed and there was no air and no blood to her brain and only raw panic. What the hell is instant? Nothing is instant. Instant rice takes five minutes, instant pudding an hour. I doubt that an instant of blinding pain feels particularly instantaneous.ā€

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This quote broke my heart when I first read it. I had never really given it a thought, but this quote made me question the comfort I feel when I hear that someone died an ā€œinstant death.ā€Ā 

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ā€œTo go wrong in oneā€™s own way is better than to go right in someone elseā€™s.ā€

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This one is also from Razumikhin, one of my favorite literary characters. Be true to yourself, kids. Make mistakes and grow.

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Weight of Ink by Rachel Kadish Quotes

This novel needed its own section. If youā€™ve read my blog on my three favorite books, you know that I absolutely adore the quotes in this book.Ā 

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ā€œNever underestimate the passion of a lonely mind.ā€

I had to immediately stop and write this down when I read it. Itā€™s just one of those phrases that you recall every now and then and marvel at its beauty.Ā 

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These quotes speak for themselves:

ā€œAs soon as she spoke the words she heard their absolute absurdity. As though the world owed its creatures fairness.ā€

ā€œI do not fear my own thoughts, though the world may.ā€

ā€œHas she tried too hard to remake the world.ā€

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ā€œThat the distances between things were vast, vaster than I had known when I had sight. Everywhere I felt a void. Everywhere was hollow, Godā€™s presence withdrawn. I walked with fingers outstretched and felt the brokenness of Godā€™s world. […]

My sin that I confess now is to have wanted death. In secret I have longed for it, for blindness can never suffice to extinguish the sight of the terrors of this broken world.ā€

This is spoken by a dying rabbi who had been tortured because he was a Jew and blinded because of it.Ā 

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ā€œAnd let me dispense with my foolish dream of leaving the tracery of my thought whole, perhaps to be read in an age in which there is greater kindness.Ā Ā 

It is not such an age.

Let the truth be ash.ā€

I think we can all relate to this. Itā€™s sad to think that we havenā€™t reached an age with greater kindness.

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  1. So where to begin, again…First, both quotes by Dostoevsky are words to live by. Insightful and simply profound. But my favorite quote of all is the Voinovich quote about the makeup of meetings!